[GIST]: CRAZY FACT ABOUT FAZE
Bitchy vibes… not giving a fvuk about nothing…
TAKING YOU TO THE LIMELIGHT ON THE FEEL OF FAZE AKA FAZEALONE.
Ok this is it. It’s totally from a reliable source. Few details will be left out.. but i am definitely going to say the location..
One faithful day, my beautiful source was invited by our very own faze baba to warri where he had a show. She left her city down to warri to honour his invite. On getting there he was happy to see her and welcomed her properly. No doubt he is a very nice man, tall, slim, and cute. She was so excited she was with the legendary Faze and was blinded by his niceness, they chatted just for a little while then the manly beast in every man came out in his. They started making out, smooshing, romancing, and whatever follows.. she was so eager to feel the koko of this handsome celebrity we all love, what went through her mind was to know how good she was gonna enjoy herself, if it was gonna be a banana, plantain or cucumber. Well to your own imagination of faze baba aka faze alone, which of this fruit do you think his koko will be?
Well to erase your curiosity. His koko was actually just the BANANA.. lol.. she felt this and was a little disappointed cause her expectations were high.. buh all d same it wasn’t the unripe banana.. so she had to take it like that. And guess what? She actually did enjoy this ripe banana.lol.. Her words ” it was awesome” 😉
CHARACTERISTICS: NICE, GENTLE, GOOD LOVER, HUMBLE, GENEROUS ( A PERSON YOU WILL DEFINITELY WANT TO CHILL WITH )
SIZE: MEDIUM (NORMAL BANANA)
Stay connected to know the next celebrity we will be talking about. If he’s going to b nice and posseses a banana or cucumber. Or if prolly can hurt(in all ways) a girl if extremely pushed lool